The bad news is I don't know where your fridge is lol.

The good news is that you won't have to diet later. :)

The bad news is, the lack of water to go along with the enforced diet will shirvel you up.

The good news stick a finger up your ass and you wont be shriveling up anymore LOL.

The bad news is I must work this weekend.

The good news is that the chocolate covered peanut butter Easter eggs are on the shelves in the stores. :slurp:

(Love those darn things! Don't need them and shouldn't have them, but I love them.)

The Bad News is my local grocery store has a poor selection of those.

The good news is that there are always more stores that can be checked out.

The bad news is that you're still spending money.

The good news is that after Easter, they're marked down in price. :slurp:

The bad news is, they don't last long after that.

The good news is that I enjoy them while they last.

The bad news is, you're depriving other people of that same enjoyment.

The good news is that I'd be helping them to avoid getting type 2 diabetes. :)

The bad new is that one of my cats has just barfed on the kitchen floor. :(