At a dollar a cup, you might have made a quarter or so. :(

I had the polar bears from the Coca Cola commercials over for a party earlier and a couple of them got a bit frisky underneath the mistletoe.

We didn't have any last-minute stuff to do to get ready for Christmas ... everything was done in October.

I am not champing at the bit to open my presents.

I didn't get anything I wanted.

Yesterday was boring.

Its suppose to get into the upper 80s tomorrow.

I have finished cleaning up after the Christma Feast.

I won a gold medal for the USA Synchronized Masturbation Team at the '84 Olympic Games.

I just won the Publisher's Clearing House $5000/wk for Life Prize!

Today I think I'll take Lou the cat down to the beauty shop and have his fur permed. :yikes:

I'm watching that documentary, "Johnny Dangerously."

I am Waldo! :yikes:

Stray kitty didn't just scratch the living hell out of me because she was scared. :(

I think I'll run out and get a hamburger, fries and a big milk shake.