I usually wear my shirt backwards so I can remember my last stay at the hospital.

I hope I blow out another tire tomorrow when there's more snow, ice and cold to deal with than there was tonight.

I love to see the icy conditions.

My Christmas schedule is never hectic.

It was 85 degrees and sunny today at my house but it was freezing rain across the street at my neighbor's place.

Posting naked pictures of myself does not turn me on at all!!!!!!

Your pictures, hydeaspire, don't turn us on, either. Now, where's the Kleenex? :)

I do not have an upset stomach! :(

I'm pretty happy that I had a tire blow out on me the other night while I was driving.

I think my next tires will be out of solid rubber.

Global Warming is just in the minds of scaremongers.

I'm going to put a piece of mistletoe in my belt buckle and walk around the neighborhood looking for kisses this afternoon.

I love funerals, they're so festive.

Tonight I'm having a threesome with Mr. & Mrs. Abominable Snowman.

I'm sure glad for the heat wave we're having.