I think spring is starting already.

I wouldn't love to be cuddling up in front of a fire with a beautiful lady right now.

I love it when you're all set to leave for someplace ... then suddenly get a call from mother nature that delays you.

I had breakfast with Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman today. They went through 50 dozen eggs and 60 pounds of bacon. Funny, they didn't care for toast. :shrug:

I think tomorrow I'm going to start a new life in the circus.

I really hate having pets

I love it when our boys get loud late at night and wake me.

We do not have nicknames for our children.

When I was born, I was made completely of gingerbread.

when i was born i was born a male

I'm thinking of getting everyone a lump of coal for Christmas.

I'm going Christmas shopping with Foghorn Leghorn tomorrow.

I love to fly.

I sure love winter's ice and sleet.

I have my an arrow shaved into the hair on my chest and stomach that points towards my crotch.