I really hate the internet

I wish more politicians would start filling the airways with ads.

I enjoy the "music" my son plays.

I don't think I'll try to do my morning walk today.

I hope this headache lasts all day.

I saved a ton on my car insurance today.

I'm hoping my new Ferrari arrives today.

I'm going to deep fry a football instead of a turkey on Thursday. You'd be absolutely amazed at how tasty football gravy is if you use just the right amount of spices! :slurp:

I'm becoming a celibate.

I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs.

I invented Love Potion #9

Lou, my furball of a kitty, absolutely HATES ham.

And it appears as though he's not very fond of turkey either.

I wasn't happy to see the Colts win last night.

My children are not out shopping today.

We're going to wait until January to celebrate Christmas.