proofreading, housework, fun stuff!

Does it start with a 'S'? :confused:

And Aqua's version of "Creep" is dedicated to you, old man, I'm sure

Listening to a little girl read.

^^^Laughing my ass off

wondering how long it'll take to see results from situps (it's more than a week, alas), wondering if the dog can be trained to walk himself (after more than a decade of my servitude) & wondering if I'll be able to understand the INXS show having missed most of the season (Go Team JD/T.O. woot!)

Praying that chemistry becomes more like an easy read children's book cause I'm either sleepy or it's kicking my butt now big time

waiting to die? is the end near?

Chatting with a very special friend

REading, drinking coke, tapping my keyboard...patting the dog on the head

With the cat? :confused:

*LOL* nope

Sitting on my duff doing unproductive stuff ...

Oh great...now I'm thinking about her ^^^ duff. :hot:

Like you needed an excuse!

Unpacking dishes and trying to figure out which cabinet to put things in.

Excuses are like :ahole: 's



mmmmmmmmmmm.....I do like :shake: ! Almost as much as boobies! :D

Ya see? You can find sex in anysexthing

:telephone


"Hello Kettle...this is Pot. You're black."

Sure, next you'll say I'm obsessed with food! Lies!!! :nuts:

Dont' forget your obsession with dental hygeine. I mean, that's gotta be why you keep talking about your Oral B, right?

piling the kitchen counter full of stuff and making a paper mountain in the living room.

I have many interests, yes! Et tu, Sheepy?

Guilty.


A guy's gotta relax, right? :D

Some fly fish, other pull the wool 'round their knobs . . . to each his own!

Discovering that there's not enough lube in the world to enable my penis to fit into an empty M & M bag. :dizzy:

erm, doesn't the lube and the paper of the bag make a mess? perhaps you should try the family size bag, at least it's plastic (and bigger ;) )

The snack size bag ripped beyond recognition...no chance to get messy! ha ha

And as for the "family pack", well, that would make me look way too small in the pants! lmfao


Right now, I'm sitting here not believing that I just had that conversation! :rofl:

I'm in shock, too!

Oh man, I'm watching the worst person in the world who mouths song lyrics she doesn't know -- Oprah!

^^^^Me too! :D

pondering how I'm going to host out of town visitors tomorrow in the mess of a home.

Calming down from a brain snap! Fucking dog, cat and bloody kid!

Answering emails and debating what housework to do next.

Thinking it was dumb of me to forget to take my tablet last night

primping for a drinks date, reading a gossip rag & watching the news

Listening to an Eagles CD, taking a break from studying math and drinking diet Coke.

Watching the cat attack the book shelves, listening to the Lama snore on the couch, wondering if we will have more rain tonight.

back from a funeral (stupid drug murder), crank calls to PF, listening to polka

Did you ask if his refrigerator was running.? ^^^^ :D