I think today I'm going to learn how to balance concrete blocks on my tummy.





:tear: That hurts even as a lie. :(

I'm really one of the Hardy Boys.

Batman is my secret identity.

I need more housework.

I think I'm going to become a hermit.

I love the stress I get at work.

I don't think I'll bother exercising this morning.

I dislike Dawn.

I do a great impersonation of Tony Orlando.



Get it? Dawn....... Tony Orlando? :roflmao:

Ok, so I'm easily amused. :D

I want more work and stress in my life, and less sex. I have way too much sex

I think my daily exercises would be more successful if I napped through them.

Yeah, I hate napping too ;) :D

I'm glad I don't have any leaves to get raked.

I hope I have a shitty interview today

Well, osuche, you know we won't be wishing you luck.