Slowly slipping her panties down over her hips, she ... suddenly remembered she forgot to by any detergent. :rolleyes2

Just then, her huband ...

Just then her husband walked in as she was having fun with her toys.


She smiled seductively and asked......

She smiled seductively and asked......,"Would you like to join in, my dear?"

His immediate reaction was ...

His immediate reaction was ... BOINGGGGGG!!!


But when she wiggled her finger at him, he ...

But when she wiggled her finger at him, he ... realized he was to be in the middle. :eek:

The next thing he knew ....

The next thing he knew .... was FAR more than he EVER wanted to know.

His jump from the bed could have ...

His jump from the bed could have ...killed him, but luckily the cat broke his fall.

You'd never beleive what happened next when he....

You'd never beleive what happened next when he....because he felt so bad about the result of his fall that he stroked the pussy.

This resulted in ...

This resulted in the pussy purring beneath the soft fur.

Soft fur always made him ....

Soft fur always made him think of the women he had loved.

Turning back to the bed he.....

Turning back to the bed he ..... found himself drawn inexorably back to the present and the sensations coarsing through his body.

Overwhelmed by all the flowery words just used ...

Overwhelmed by all the flowery words just used ...she felt a little faint.

I just love it when...

I just love it when ... she wakes me with a very intimate kiss. :drool:

Taking off his pants ...

Taking off his pants ...he knew she would love the tease.

Show me some wet panties and.....

Show me some wet panties and ... instant stimulations is likely to result. (Almost guarenteed! :))

Given the chance, I'd like to fondle ...

given the chance, I'd like to fondle...........a perfectly smooth bare bottom




When reading the stories on Pixies, I wish.............

When reading the stories on Pixies, I wish ... I could sometimes join the characters in what they're doing.

When going up escalators I always ...

when going up escalaters I always.... walk up just like regular stairs



when I hear a noise in the attic, I think......

when I hear a noise in the attic, I think, OH NO I got a ghost in my house! :eek:


Not everyone knows this but I.....

Not everyone knows this but I ... enjoy the game of croquet.

Getting undressed at night ...

getting undressed at night.. is done alone for now



looking out the window...........

Looking out the window ... I see our back yard.

Unzipping his fly ...

Unzipping his fly ... with her teeth was better for him than human growth hormone.


Unhooking her bra ...

unhooking her bra.... made it much easier to get the real prize



As my hands caressed her thighs.............

As my hands caressed her thighs.....she spread her legs wider inviting me to go futher....


I love to pet........

I love to pet.... the pussies that purrrrrrrrrrrr


The last time I did.....................

The last time I did was tonight when I came home.

I want something but.....

I want something but..... will she let me



cuddling on the sofa is.......................

Cuddling on the sofa is .....foreplay.

Meeting in the hallway can be......

Meeting in the hallway can be...a fun prelude to sex.

Having a hardon ...

having a hard-on...he invites her in for a drink.



having glasses in hand...............

Having glasses in hand ... he could finally see her. :lust:

:grin:

When his zipper got stuck ...

when his zipper got stuck.. he screamed oh shit, then he reached for the scisiors





when she gave him that look...............

When she gave him that look ... he knew the night would be a good one.

Holding nothing back ...

Holding nothing back, she packed his bags and kicked him out of the house!

Having said that, ....

Having said that, I will now go share my words of wisdom with others. :D


It's not like.....

it's not like .. I have never heard that on before




How about the time you.............

How about the time you ... had that great idea about a weekend orgy with all the Pixie ladies?

For lunch I thought I'd have ...

For lunch I thought I'd have.. one Pixie lady legs spread



When it's time to do..............

When it's time to do ... dishes, I wonder what was wrong with paper plates. :rolleyes2

Jumping up and down ...