Today will be.....a great day! Won't allow it to be anything else.

The unique thing I do when I give a message is.....

Oooppppsssss.... that should be massage!
The unique thing I do when I give a massage is.....

The unique thing I do when I give a massage is.....use my lips in a few key places.


I can't count the times I've ...

That I have enjoyed sex so much!



I would like you to do.........

I would like you to do ... to me what I've been dreaming of for ages.


Their nakedness was exposed ...

Their nakedness was exposed ...for all the world to see.




Mutual orgasm is

Mutual orgasm is ... elation multiplied to the nth degree.


Prior to having sex ...

Prior to having sex take plenty of time with foreplay.





Breasts are not on/off knobs..........

Breasts are not on/off knobs.......... and penises aren't the end of a tug-of-war rope. :D


Feeling his oats ...

Feeling his oats ... churning in his stomach, the horse tried to get more comfortable. (Not what you were expecting ... eh?)

I love to ...

I love to ... pull pompous peoples' chains.



Creating a good relationship ...

Creating a good relationship...requires effort from both parties


Too much sex can...

Too much sex can ... cause rabbits to take over a farm.

Once I had a green velvet...

Once I had a green velvet...condom, but for some reason it didn't work very well.


Hearing my partners moans caused me to ...

Hearing my partner's moans caused me to ... climax even sooner.

Watching a sexy move ...