My son didn't just buy a copy of "The Transformers" for my wife and I.

It's not absolutely hilarious to watch my kitty chase around the little red dot of light from the laser pointer.

Our cat, Jasmine, didn't lay on the floor beside me last night as I slept.

Dearsweet & I will not be attending the Renaissance Festival tomorrow.

I'm getting deluged by calls from super models wanting to be my personal home care nurses.

I'm not still concerned about my parents being out in the Los Angeles area.

I will not be attending a concert this evening.

I'm on Paris Hilton's speed dial

I'm feeling very well today.

I'm in the mood for nothign but vanilla sex.

Ah ... the pain has stopped.

I'm in charge of the guest list for the New Years Eve party at the Playboy mansion.

Me and Orli are gonna shag like bunnies :D

I'm in charge of interviewing the bunnies. :slurp:

I'm going to a tailgate party this afternoon with a bunch of girls who have been living in trees for the past year or so.