Never...I'm letting them stay up late and play video games hoping they will sleep late so I can get denied morning sex. The monkey never learns. Each time he reaches for the banana, he gets a shock. But every time a banana appears...he reaches for it. The monkey never learns.

And I am a monkey. That's why I let the kids stay up late. :D


Would you ever wash dark clothes in warm water just because you think "cold water can't possibly kill the germs"?

Hell no! What am I? A pilgrim? ha ha


Shit...I threw a SUIT into the washer last night.


TORE

IT

UP!!!!!

LMFAO That poor thing looked like I was wearing it and got attacked by a mountain lion! OMG I laughed so damn hard! I pulled it out of the closet and it had dust on it because I hadn't worn it in so long. I thought "I really don't give a damn about this suit, but let me just toss it in the washer and see if it comes out ok, and if it does...I'll have it dry cleaned and pressed. If not, I'll toss it." Well, I'm still picking little snippets of wool out of the washer. :rolleyes: Me and my bright ideas!


Anyway...would you ever stretch pantyhose over your head to see what you'd look like robbing a bank?

Shit.

I have to answer that, huh?

I was curious to see what I'd look like, ok? It's not like I have my own stuff, but if I did...I'd look hot! :D


Have you ever put makeup on your partner while they slept?

I once drew a "Captain Hook" mustache on my best friend in high school. Man, he was pissed! That stuff takes days to wear off! ha ha


Would you ever make a pot of coffee at 9:30 at night...when you're the only one home?

Hell, I barely have it at all. But I'm thinking of having an Irish Coffee after my shower.


Would you ever...like one? :D

I'd love to...but won't our coffee get cold?


Would you?

I enjoy receiving blowjobs, but I've never given enough to know if I like it. I enjoy performing cunnilingus though.......a lot. :D


Would you go do laundry? ha ha

true shower everday lol


do you like to please other people?

often! :d:


Would you ever lead a double life?

Maybe for a short period of time to see what it's like.

WYE write a travel guide?

I would...and might when my kids leave home..is one of my secret dreams actually...well not secret now.

Would you ever write a sexual travel guide?

That would be even more fun.... wanna work together and model ?

WYE travel to a Caribbean nude beach with a stranger?

na i would not

would you go to a swinger club?

I would like to try it..

Would you ever press into someone on the bus by "accident" ?

yeap, but it would just be a honest accident! REALLY!

would u ever do anything sexual on a bus/coach?

well maybe if my lover wanted to as well


would you have someone steal something for you?

nope never ever would


would you jump off a cliff?

Maybe with a glider


WYE sea kayak?

yep......... done it,.... was a rush!


WYE do class 5 white water in a kayak?

never silly.......

WYE Make love after doing something that really made your blood rush?

of cousre! no better time then when you're already excited


would you ever...
video tape yourself and your partner making love?
(and if so can i watch it?? or participate?? LOL)

:wiggles:

nope would not do that.



would you ever have someone lie for you?

no

WYE send Dangerouspet a videotape of you and your S/O in the act?

nope sure would not

would you drive a car though a store window?

Not unless I was dying.


Would you ever steal the covers from your S/O because you were cold?