You're so much bigger in person...

Ok....now let's try that again, but only this time, without the acting.

I hope I fell down the stairs last night o.O

Tequila does this to me every time!!!!!!!

**Falls out of bed grabbing clothes............

Hmm is that a pistol in your sheets or just glad to see me

I am VERY glad to see you this morning. :D

Damn........... just how much did I drink last night...... I swear I go to bed with women, but it's always you guys why I awake!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been awhile. :kisser:

The morning is definitely looking brighter. :)

Rise and shine DB...okay, just "rise" and we'll worry about shining later! :D

and at least THIS pussy doesn't malt all over my bed :)

So "why" do you have to go to work EVERY day? :brows:

now, say "ah"

So, if that's a thermometer...where are the numbers?

are you sure your supposed to swalllow mercury?