I'm sure not going to enjoy Peoria's Irish-American festival (Erin Feis) this morning.

I'm absolutely positive that DB didn't have a good time today.

It was miserable, IowaMan. :irish:

I am SO pleased to have the weekend behind me!

In high school I was the pole vaulter for the track team and I used my penis as the pole.

I wasn't called a vaulter a time or two before. :rofl:

I'm building a garage out of solid gold.

I won the lottery but haven't told a soul.

Grl2naughty has hired me to be her sex slave.

:brows: :nod:

I'd absolutely hate to be her sex slave though! YUCK!!!!!

I know I couldn't handle little IowaMan, at all!!!

I'm pretty happy I'm not there with grl2naughty right now.

I'm considering taking up an additional cause to help occupy all of this free time I seem to have lately.

I wish I had more chores.