It's not raining here right now.

It is here.

It is NOT currently raining, and the forecast does NOT call for the rain to continue all day.

I wish more people whined.

I love politics.

The politicians are sincere.

I'm overjoyed that I'm not in San Francisco to watch the Cubs play the Giants.

The rain we are finally getting is not overdue.

I just completed the last action scene of my latest adult feature, "IowaMan and the kinky Pixie Babe!"

I don't intend to do anything today.

I hope to work overtime today.

I think I'm the only one that never lies in this thread.

I hope it rains at the picnic tomorrow.

I hate picnics almost as much as I hate kittens!

It's late and dark now, maybe I'll go finish mowing the lawn.