Who provides backup props for the popscicle pictures?

Red Hots

What will you get if you are caressing the tits of your s/o too hard?

slimy green :D

What did the coral reef call the seaweed?

Volcanic eruption

What is it called when hot molten Magma spews from you penis?
(i hate when that happens)

a jerking spazam

What is a nerd called when he's having kiniption fits?

Down and dirty.

what best describes cunnilingus in a mud pit?


Cream, Pop and Fudge

After anal, what happens with an unexpected fart ... ewwwwww?

Like a Rock!

What is the most successful pick-up line used in the old-folks home by women in rockers?

Hay & cement blocks

What do they used when kindly horse hoods send a stablemate to swim withthe fishes?

Butter and Mrs. Buttersworth

Who took first place at "The Last Tango in Paris” costume party?

Glazed and Dazed

What happened to the diabetic cake donut when it went swimming too long in the icing.

V-8 Juice

What comes after V-7 and before V-9 juice?


The Dead Zone

What is the proper name for the first two or three minutes after a major orgasam ?

limp bisquit and stud muffin

Never fails, what always happens when bi ... er ... his gets limp and quits ... and the stud sticks it in the muff instead?

Sauerkraut and weiners

What is never put sauerkraut on a man's weiner unless you have mustard handy but leave out the onions???

Sugar cubes

What kind of ice would you find in my refrigerator?
(sorry, just couldn't resist.......LOL ;) :D )


Pussy Galore

(Loved the "sugar cube" response :D :D)

What's new in Sam's Club new "Perversion Section?"

Rubber bands

What did the Newfie put on his dick instead of a condom????


TiC tAc ToE

What games do people play that have a lot of ups and downs?

Creamed beef on toast

What does db's cock look like early in the morning?

jambalaya and chocolate pudding

How did you know, Lixy? :D

What do they call Cajuns with a craving for chocolate?

Bottoms and tops

what can be down and up at the same time? (as in "topping" from the "bottom")

“Spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle”

actually it is the BenWa Bowl and it has 30 lanes and you gotta see what they do for "Midnight bowling" the most common refrain is where do you put your fingers in this thing??

What is Lilith's dungeon at Christmas? :D :D

"She'll be coming around the mountain."

What happens when a nymphomaniac den mother takes her Boy Scout troop on a hike in a mountainous area?

Camp and vaudeville

What characterizes small-town tent people?

Sugar and spice

What are the 2 major components of "Girly-Goo"?

"Like Chicken"

What does it sound like when you hear a bunch of dumb clucks?

Hold the mayo!

What is the object of the Eskimo party game "Blown Seal"?

Bull Dyke

What has Dennis Rodman not come to a party dressed as

truck bed

What did GMC promote to add some sex to it's ads?

bixexual

What do you call someone who is attracted to both xexes?

warts and whipped cream

What are the pleasures of a real kinky witch?

The deep end

If there was a pool of shit, where would Unlucky, the 8th dwarf, fall?

Wedgewood Blue

How does a CockTeaser turned Interior Decorator describe the shade of "blue balls" she send her dates home with?

Tiny Dancer

what is small but easily gets your attention.

(Wedgewood blue is a Chevrolet interior color by the way)

sweet and petite

Pineapple eating midget

Long and hard

What is a good way to describe moving across three states?

Smooth as silk

How do you described the freshly shaved?

Sunday drive or Sunday sports?

Where are true God Fearing Folk instead of church?

slick and thick

How do those holiday salami's look in the stores?

Hot fudge sundae