I'm going to teach IM how th 8-strand braid his chest hair for an extra-festive look today!

^^ That would not be something to see!

I hope they start running more commercials on TV.

In preparation for the Pixies in Peoria event, I'm going to wear a little green dress, put wings on my back and act like I'm flying around with a wand today.

My legs feel so good today, I am going to RUN to Iowa and visit a friend.

I don't wish she ^^^ wasn't kidding.

I'm not looking forward to next Friday.

I wouldn't give anything to go back in time to four weeks ago today.

I think instead of mowing my lawn, I'm going to stick up a sign declaring the yard to be a Natural Prarie Grass Exhibit. :)

I did not enjoy visiting my daughter & the beach this weekend.

I believe that I've progressed enough in my quest to learn to play the guitar to put on a concert for Lilith so she doesn't have to go see Peter Frampton next weekend.

We sure hope everyone else enjoys Peoria ... I know we don't.

Hopefully the rain that we're getting here right now makes a lot of weeds grow in my yard.

I don't like soft music when I'm dozing.

I am not ready for lunch!