No, but would love to see Australia sometime in my life...


The person below me is waiting for someone to show up on the site.

Yep..........and waiting, and waiting...............and waiting



The person below me just loves playing in the chatroom.

Not so much these days..... most folks here seem to be on when I'm asleep, or asleep when I'm on!


The person below me should be doing something else right now!!

I really should :( :D


The person below me needs some feeding

She must have heard you ... my wife just brought me in breakfast. Thanks! :D

The person below me has big plans for today.

Well, yes I did...... but events kinda overtook me, and I got nothing done!!

The person below me does things when they SHOULD be done!!

Well, I PLAN to do them when they should be done.........but somehow don't always get them done on time.


The person below me loves having candles lit around the house.

I count three at the moment.

The person below me....got a tatoo this year.

Not yet..... got a new one planned though!!!


The person below doesn't have any tattoos......... yet!!

Nope au natural

The person below me has never made love in public

I resent that accusation!

The person below me masturbated in the last hour

Well in the last few hours....


The person below me has a fire that needs putting out.

I'm working on that with my fingers when they're not on the keyboard.

The person below me recently wants to give the person below them a good spanking

Hmmm...I don't really know anyone in here yet, but I'll give it a go... :devil:

The person below me will get something pierced this year