I have decided to take my vows. (as a nun...)

No, really!

Ok, maybe...

Thinking about it , anyway.

WW

I don't like PBJ sandwiches! :)

I'm getting married tomorrow and everybody is invited.

Modern opera is easy on the ear.

I'm not sweaty from doing yardwork

I'm going to be on exhibit at the San Diego Zoo this coming October.

I didn't enjoy the picnic with friends today.

My cats did not just make me laugh!

Tomorrow I have surgery to make me the tallest man in the universe.

I think I'm going to buy an airplane today.

I hope that this work week will be full of problems.

I'm looking forward to winning the lottery this week.

I never follow myelf posting in a thread

^^^ That did NOT get a chuckle out of me!

I sure hope the Cardinals beat the Cubs tonight.