I'm not a bitch today.

I celebrated my 21st birthday today.

I didn't get tired at all yesterday.

Our air conditioners are turned off.

I hate when friends come by to visit.

I hope my wife isn't getting me some ice cream.

I hope Tuesday is a carbon copy of Monday.

I hope I can find a new printer today

The street in front of my house isn't flooded right now.

There wasn't any water standing in the back floor board of my car this morning when I got in it. :eek:

I'm jumping for joy because of the side effects I'm having from one of my new meds.

I hope something else goes wrong today.

I am not hungry

I grew wings overnight. :yikes:

It's 4:40AM ... I think I'll go mow my lawn.