Good things cum in lacy packages?

Packages can come wrapped in brown paper or hidden behind a guy's pants zipper.

Zipper teeth can hurt! :yikes:

Hurt me and I'll make you regret it!

It seems like no good deed goes unpunished. :(

Unpunished does not mean you are forgiven.

(Ok, it's a stretch, but that was a hard one!)

Forgiven debts can be helpful to people who owe more than they can afford.

(Chase ... and you thought yours was a stretch. :) )

Afford more when you find a better job.

Job hunting is a nightmare.

Nightmare? Oh no! Not that!

That was interesting.

Interesting times can be uncomfortable times.

Times are tough.

Tough meat does not a good dinner make.

Make me laugh and you will win my heart.