Shhhh..........I'm following Scarecrow around the forum.

I see you

Tag your it.

now your it

I say PF is it!!!!!

Misreading Soda's "3 things" post and thinking she was going to vacuum Abner. :banghead:

LMAO...................Hi IowaMan!!

:wave: Hi Soda! Yep, I really wish caffeine wasn't a big no-no for me. I do believe I could use a bit right now. :nod:

Watching the grandkids having a watergun fight

While I was in Cedar Rapids, I pulled up at a stoplight next to a huge guy on a really kick ass Harley. His stereo was blasting................. Air Supply. :roflmao:

I couldn't laugh at the time for fear he'd look over and come kick the living crap out of me. :D

I spilled something on the ugly-ass carpet in my kitchen (that I still haven't torn up) and I couldn't find the damn stain for about 2 min. :rofl:

WrestleMark's AV.

Reminds me of the wind up hoppy peter I have somewhere in a box.

Hey...Air Supply rules! :p

As for me, it was the ugly fruit site. "Why she gotta be trippin?" :roflmao:

An email from Coaster.

the crazy people at Pixies

An email from my parents. Oh how I'm hoping they don't give a call to one of my Pixie friends but just in case....................

I am sooooooooo sorry!!!! Forgive them, they spend most of their time talking to their parakeet! :rofl:

Trying a new technology and it crashing my system - so much for that idea.

"I've got a virus that makes my ass bleed?" :roflmao:

Hearing what my kid said to her dumb boyfriend who dared to tell her she couldn't talk to an ex-boyfriend at night on the phone. I love how that kid takes no crap!

While the nurse was taking my vitals this morning at the doctor's office the radio station they had on started playing "U + UR Hand" by Pink. I started to chuckle and the nurse just sort of looked at me and smiled.

I have this small fleece blanket that has been in the kitchen near the laundry room and I have'nt gotten around to washing it yet but the cat keeps dragging it out to the living room.

Being woken up by an earthquake the USGS says didn't happen!

That damn, "I'm A Cow" clip that Lilith posted the other day. That thing gets me every single time. :rofl:

Not today hun. :shrug: You better see who's doing what in the basement. :fix:

90 seconds. And I owe someone $100.

I warned you that I was running the meter when we started.

Just thinking about the drama that seems to creep into my life at every single turn. It's laughable, it really is.

Yep. It was $100 for the time allotted

American Chopper

Sdls

An email I just got from my stepdad. I had accidentally sent a blank reply to him and he sort of freaked out.

Talking about my fat little thighs and Mr Osuche's mutant "index" toes....and us realizing the neighbor could overhear

The one sentence response I got from a friend when I sent them the link to the "I'm A Cow" clip..................


"You are a sick fucker!"

:roflmao:

I hope you sent him back one thanking him.

Email from my dad telling me that when he told their parakeet, "Uncle IowaMan's Cubs are in first place," he (the parakeet) said, "Good job!"

I spent nearly three weeks out there with them last month and I know for a fact the bird can't talk. My folks haven't quite picked up on that over the last 10 years though. :rofl:

My mom's astonishment when she got home and found...a shower....in her living room!

i caught my girl licking, well it looked like she was licking, a cookie left on the counter to cool. when i called her on it she goes "I.D.I" and at my look of confusion clarified further "I did int. I.D.I."
lmfao

Peter Griffin thinking that he was a genius only to find out after taking an IQ test that he was mentally retarded. That may be the funniest Family Guy episode ever. :rofl: