Just four more days til' Friday and then I can go do some more Christmas shopping.


Finding just that right gift can be.....

Finding just that right gift can be.....a source of real pleasure.

Making a list ...

Making a list and checking it twice trying to find out if they want it or not.


Looking out my window I see....

Looking out my window I see....a line of guys holding signs (among other things) saying, "We want Tess ... We want Tess!"

Can you blame them ...

(LMAO silly man! )


Can you blame them since they are prisoners on a chain gang? :D


I would have to.....

I would have to...say that they are obviously men of considerable refinement; extraordinary good taste; obviously well-endowed; and, of course, horny as heck.

The thrill and excitement ...

The thrill and excitement of making love in public would cause me to almost faint...

There is not time enough for me too....

There is not time enough for me, too, ... so I decided to break the clock. :)

Getting undressed is a great time to ...

Getting dressed is a great time to know see if you can fit in your clothes still.


To much holiday fun can....

Too much holiday fun can ... can make a return to normal routines difficult.

Sex with Santa ...

Sex with Santa ... in the middle of the mall created banner headlines in the local newspaper.


A little Christmas cheer ...

A little Christmas cheer ... and she was able to get Santa to "unload" what he was carrying.

Moaning outloud ...

Moaning outloud ... is music to my ears.


On the first day of Christmas ...

On the first day of Christmas...I was out shopping.

The first thing I said to my lover when I woke up was....

The first thing I said to my lover when I woke up was "You sleep dear I will get the coffee started as usual" :rolleyes:


If you want something bad enough you......

If you want something bad enough you will go to the ends of the earth to get it.

Right after we both had orgasms I said to my lover.....

Right after we both had orgasms I said to my lover, "Want to cuddle close now?"

I love to sing, but ...

I love to sing, but watching people hold their ears kind of takes the fun out of it. :D


My greatest wish is......

My greatest wish is ... that we'll see 2005 as being a very peaceful year in the world.

I sure like it when ...

I sure like it when my lover gives me an orgasm..

The time for sex is...

The time for sex is the moment she says yes.


I hope that....

I hope that....time is soon. :)

Oh my aching ...

Oh my aching Hard-on!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh........

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh........YES!

Howdy, pardner ...

Howdy partner, you like me or is that just a gun in your pocket?

I was trying on a new bra.....

I was trying on a new bra that would hoist these girls up.


This is the time of year to.....

This is the time of year to.....spend in celebration.

I really like ....

I really like staying up late having my way with my man.


I don't like being cold because.....

I don't like being cold because I am a warm blooded kinda girl.

I was watching a porn movie......

I was watching a porn movie when suddenly I got so horny I just jumped him and started.......;)


I like to be naked and wet when.......

I like to be naked and wet when he is about to enter me.

I am wet/hard and I can't wait....

I am wet and I can't wait to get my Stud in bed.


I love when he/she does......

I love when he/she does ... take the initiative.

Happiness is when my partner ....

Happiness is when my partner rubs all the right places.


Touching is such a....

Touching is such a turn on I get really horny...

I get really horny when...

I get really horny when he touches me there and kisses me just like that.


I am looking forward to the new year because......

I am looking forward to the new year because it's another year to bring out the kink in my woman.


If only I could.....

If only I could ... I would have helped James Bond's girls get dressed for their parts in the 007 movies. :lust:

A sip of wine and a taste of honey ...

A sip of wine and a taste of honey from his sweet lips is all I need. (Damn that was corny :) )


I miss DB playing in the smut games because.......

I miss DB playing in the smut games because.......every once in a while the ol' fart would say something worth while. :eek:



Hey ... wait a minute ... that's me. :D



Roses are red ...