Kids friends just left.

The person below me has the evening to themselves.

Well, my wife and I have the evening to ourselves. Is that close enough? :D

The person below me is getting hungry.

Yes think of some ice cream.

The person below me wishes it was warm enough to go swimming.

Can help but spend lots of money ... everything costs so much. :)

The person below me is thinking about building a new home.

Dont believe in new homes, i like them old and well built

The person below me can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

for 45 minutes to an hour ;)



the person below me feels like a candy apple alllllll red and horny :sex:

Hmm not red...not horny.....but sure :D

The person below me can zip-a-dee-do-da

If that means I can unzip your fly with my teeth then I am your girl ;)

the person below me can touch my nose with their tongue

Go ahead, stick that nose up here. :)

The person below me is not wearing underwear.

Just put my shorts on.

The person below me enjoys seeing no underwear.

:D

The person below me is looking forward to a quiet evening.

The quieter the better.

The person below me has a special playmate tonight.

Yep. My wife. :) Or my hand. :(

The person below me is expecting some good news.

Yup...hoping Horseman12 is gonna tell me he has finished work for the day....woo hoo

The person below me is an excellent driver