The Good News is that I have completed more than half of my weekend chores. :rolleyes:

The bad news is that the chores will need to be redone next weekend.

The good news is how nice it feels when they're done.

The bad news is that feeling only lasts until the family gets home.

The good news is nothing was left over when the party was over tonight. :thumb:

The bad news is that doesn't leave much for the "day after" celebration. :shrug:

The good news is that after over a month of inactivity, this thread has finally had another post. :line:

The bad news is the price of gas! :yikes:

The good news is ... er ... ah ... the world hasn't been hit by a huge, life-threatening comet or anything for a while. :shrug:

The bad news is it's just a matter of time. :shrug:

The good news is that the odds are not high that it'll happen anytime soon.

The bad news is that the weekends are so brief.

The good news is that it's a Bank Holiday this Monday! :)

The Bad News is that we are expecting thunderstorms today for the fourth day. :(

The good news is that I had two days off in a row this week.