I'll do you if you'll do me!

Sounds like a wonderful plan to me!

I think it's great when a plan comes together, don't you?

Hi sweet cheeks...how ya doing?

Whoever said that the best part about waking up was Folger's in your cup was a moron. It couldn't possibly be better than this. :D

I could put myself in a cup if that would help. ;)

mmmmmmmm, you're McWonderful. ;)

You STILL in bed?

Waiting on you darlin'

Good morning to a very sweet lady. If you'd look under the covers, I've got a present for you. :D

Good morni Oh fuck me running just how drunk did we get last night. I won't tell anybody if you don't and for god's sake's don't forget to wash up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning, soldier. Cum over here and do your duty! :devil:

Looks like it's time for maneuvers. You've got me standing at attention, now what ma'am? :D

What happened to osuche?

Dick, we can't go on meeting like this!