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I won't cum in your mouth
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I went to work today.
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I sure hope Illinois raises it gasoline taxes pretty soon like our gov has proprosed.
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Putting gas in my car is the high point of my day.
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Did you know I was one of the aliens in the movie, "Independence Day?"
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I NEVER miss IowaMan when I don't hear from him for a few days.
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I speak fluent Italian
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My home is a 35-room mansion on 150 acres.
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It's so nice having a personal helicopter to use when I go shopping.
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I do not visit Pixies while at work.
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I prefer hard labor to leisure.
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Give me a hot man instead of a hot woman!
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I think I'll finish mowing the lawn in the nude today.
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I love being sick.
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I'm thinking cereal for breakfast and so I hope the milk is sour this morning.
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