I didn't take a few pain pills when I probably could've gotten by with just Tylenol.

I really have nothing to do other than play smut games

I'm glad I can't get to sleep.

I've never felt better in my life!

I'm going to cancel my trip to California and instead go in search of the Loch Ness Monster.

I'm not going to wish my wife a Happy Mother's Day.

My kids never think of me on Mothers Day.

It is a miserable, windy rainy day today.

Today is the happiest day of my life.

I'm oh so very happy I can't be there to lend some support to lusty1.

The American Civil War is an uninteresting subject.

I just love confrontation.

I don't celebrate special days.

Special days are the same to me as every ther day of the year.

Years go by more slowly when you get older.