Could definately need a trim.

The person below me is in need of something cool.

and that always clears my nose


The person below me has had more than one threesome

Yep. :)

The person below me likes white underwear.

well, if doris day counts when I was little?
It definetley was not Rocks Hudson

The person below me has had sex and not remembered the others name

Only the one-handed, in my fantasy, a moment-of-release sex.

Other than that, I still remember my wife's name. :D :D

The person below me is going to be home today.

Yep, as I am most days.


The person below me has a lot of errands to run today.

Errands for the article I'm doing, I suppose - phone calls and research. I've put off real errands until this article is done.

The person below me feels a bit overwhelmed with his/her 'To Do' list.

It just seems to grow every day, no matter how much I get done!

The person below me uses his or her finger to open the mail.

Yep, that's me. Tried letter openers, but always misplace them.

The person below me has on a t-shirt

did have, but spilled cola on it!

the person below has misplaced their keys

Wait a minute. I'll respond as soon as I find my keys. ;)

(Kinda cheated. I threw them on the floor so I could pretend to look for them. :D)

The person below me likes a good laugh.

:D

The person below doesnt have to go to work today (lucky sod)

Think I'll have a cold one. :D

The person below me has some shopping to do.

Need some batteries for the back-up to my new weather radio--only a couple of weeks after I needed to have a weather radio...

The person below me had a yummy lunch.