The bad news is I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... :yikes:

The good news is I have a truck you could drive.

:roflmao:

The bad news is we don't know where in Pakistan he's hiding and if Chase's truck can get there. :(

The good news is that there is no snow predicted until Tuesday evening.

The bad news is Tuesday evening has arrived.

The good news is that our snowfall total was only 5-6".

The bad news is that 2 to 5 ADDITIONAL inches of snow are possible this morning.

The good news is it's nice and warm inside.

The bad news is that most cars around here are covered in salt. :(

The good news is: It's almost Valentine's Day!

The bad news is: I think I killed this thread!

The good news is that the thread can be revived.

The bad news is that one of the hinges on my back door broke yesterday.

The good news is I can fix that.

The bad news is that the snow is taking a long time to melt.