Robrt DeNiro. The man has made a remarkable career transformation to comedy.


Watercolor versus oils.

oils - I love the depth

Starry Night or Mona Lisa

Mona Lisa


Rembrandt versus Titian

Rembrandt

city or countryside?

City.


Nighttime versus Daytime

Night time

Salad or meat for dinner?

Salad ...damn this diet!

Sex versus money

mmmmmmmmm way im going have to say money cause then i can buy sex lol

playstation 2 or XBOX

Bart - at least he has the excuse of youth.


Wellington versus Napoleon.

Napoleon


Catfish or tilapia?

neither

hot flashes or hot dogs?

hot flashes, unless the hot dogs are made of chicken


BBQ or broiled?

bbq - always

kabobs or potatoes?

kabobs

Tofu or grain-based meat substitutes

neither

ceasar or garden salad

Garden.

(MM-there must be something wrong with your diet. No meat substitutes?)

Digital or film pictures?

Digital


Florescent versus Incandescent lights?

candlelight :D (oh, that wasn't a choice, was it?) ok then,

Incandescent w/ a rheostat


FedEx or UPS?

UPS


By Land versus By Sea

For Illinois, it'd better be by land. Either that or a river barge. :D

Jets or prop airplanes?

Dicksbro,

OK. I see an Oil Tanker with really, really big wheels…


Jet


International versus Domestic travel.

Domestic. The jet lag will kill you


Foreign or domestic lover? ;)

Foreign - Henry St James (Alec Guinness) had things well organized - the loving English wife Maud in Gibraltar, and the rather more hot-blooded Nita in Tangiers. “The Captain's Paradise”. A perfect life. From whence comes Tony Curtis in “Boeing, Boeing”.


Asia versus Africa

Asia - I just love their women, but Africa's, too, and ties aren't allowed.


masturbation versus mass migration

MASTURBATION!!!!! its more fun. ;)


Dogs or Cats?

Dogs, but don't have pets...too much trouble

Rural versus City

City, with a camper to get away. :-)

4 seasons or 2?

4 Seasons – One of Antonio Vivaldi’s better known efforts.


Skydiving versus Hang Gliding.

Skydiving


Going up or coming down?

Neither thanks..Well might go up but fuck coming down LOL

Fall versus Spring

Spring.....BOINGGGGGGGG! :D


Lakes or Rivers?

Lakes (for skinny dipping, of course ;) )

Touch myself, or touch you?

Touch ME!!! ;) BOINGGGGGG yet again!


camping out or staying at a hotel?

hotel - less work :D

train or bus?

Train


Swimming versus Walking

Walking - I don't swim that well

wet or dry?

Dry


Cats versus Dogs

dogs

chardonnay vs. sauvignon blanc

sauvignon blanc

White wine -- very cold or only slightly?