Sex......but he's too dam far away!!!

breakfast :drool:

a heated driveway :D

For my wife to be healthy and as horny and kinky as I am, if that is possible!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would love a handjob with cunny juice as a lube.

Peaceful sleep tonight, and no more dreams like last night.

hmmm, let me think for a sec...


:boobs:

WI's X-mas cookies. :)

Trade ya! :D

(I'm scared to ask what for!) :D

<----is craving her comfy couch, a soft pillow, and a warm blanket.

You're not paying attention...read back!

You're right...I wasn't. Point that satellite a little further to the west and I'll stand next to the window. Oh, wait! I forgot I don't work at home anymore and don't have a window in the office. LOL.

<---is craving some super-duper headache medicine.

Oh sure...the old "not today, I have a headache"! Luck of the Irish!