I had the contractor add a huge golden dome to the top of my house.

I grew a tail overnight. :yikes:

I am NOT amused by the above 2 statements!

I'm sure glad gasoline is getting back to near $3.00 a gallon. Maybe it'll hit $4.00 by summer.

I am not looking forward to the weekend.

My cars don't need washing.

The rain is lashing the trees which are being buffeted by the gusting wind!

I wore the leprechaun costume at the Notre Dame spring football game yesterday.

:D ^^ no one would have noticed! ^^ :D

I noticed when I watched the game on TV and waved ... :wave: ... but, alas, he didn't wave back :( .

I'm not really tired tonight.

I want winter to return.

I haven't convinced myself that I'm a raving jackass today.

I'm thinking of starting a major rebellion somewhere so I can start getting foreign aid or something.

I had a great time in the ER this afternoon after trying to cut a finger off during the quest to get a slice of colby cheese.