I shot 14 under par yesterday while playing nine holes of golf.

I dinner was great with all the ladies doing table and lap dances for us guys.

The wind is NOT whipping along at 35 - 45 mph! :eek:

I miss our cloudy cold weather.

Headaches just rock. The pain feels so good!!

every member on here is a virgin

I didn't laugh hysterically three or four times while watching "Blades of Glory" this afternoon.

I don't have anything to do today.

I don't have a lot of laundry to do.

I bet IowaMan doesn't watch the Cubs game today.

DB would win lots of money placing that ^^^ bet.

I'm trying to figure how to pick from the dozens of people that want to mow my lawn for free since I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

Tomorrow I'm goig to get all my college work for the rest of the year done. Then I can jet off to that Barbados Pixie Palace I bought with my lottery win.

I'll be waiting in Barbados tomorrow for RW wearing only a smile. :D

I think I'm going to cut my backyard with scissors tomorrow.