It's in the 40's and raining a bit ... I think it's a perfect day to run to the park.

I had sex with Britney Spears last night and we kept bumping our bald heads together.

Was that before or after I had her go to the grocery store for me?

She did mention something about picking up a gallon of milk as she was leaving.

You know, she forgot the milk! :(

She forgot her underwear here and I'm wearing them right now. :p

I'm glad that at least she didn't have to comb her hair.

I sprayed Axe Body Spray on myself before going to the Iowa Spring football game today and I was jumped by about 50 beautiful college girls when I got into the stadium.

After I found I'd won a local contest worth a few hundred thousand dollars, I decided to donate it to a local charity.

This pastrami sandwich I made is absolutely terrible.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow.

^^^^Me either!

I don't care much for nudity

I hope Joe calls Tess and says he's staying with his mom for another week.

It did not rain ALL DAY! :(