The bad news is that you'll be another year closer to the grave.

The Good News is that there are plans to merge the Baltimore Orioles and the Washington Nationals and naming the combined team the Potomac Catfish!

The bad news is that they could also begin to call them the Flounders. :(

The good news is that flounder is a tasty fish!

The bad news is that we only get the frozen ones around here and they're not as good as fresh out of the bay. :(

The good news is I'm not a fish eater so I really don't care.

The bad news is that you might be missing out on some goo eating. :boink:

The good news is that some goo eating can be VERY tasty! :hot:

The bad news is that I meant "good" not "goo". Oh well. :shrug:

The good news is that the weather today is forcast to be clear and in the low 80s.

The bad news is that sometimes the forecasters get it wrong. :(

The good news is that the Raens won their first game of the season.


... annd so therefore their fans will be generaly in a good mood today. :)

The bad news is that the Chicago Bears didn't do so well. :(

The good news is the set of Humphrey Bogart movies I was given.

The bad news is that we can't all watch them together. (Bogart's the man!)