I'm not wishing Tess could be with her Joe right now.

I also don't think ReaperWoman is a great young lady.

I think that Iowaman needs to learn to be a little nicer to the Pixie ladies around here or face a firing squad.

I'm bad to the bone, you may as well go ahead and shoot me now. :p

We don't get along very well, do we?

I hate nice sunny days like today! I DO wish it were less than 40 degrees, though, as that would make it perfect.

I'm a good editer and speller!!!!!

The Cubs look great today.

I wish I had more eyes they could do surgery on.

I could really go for a colonoscopy right about now.

I'm ready for winter.

I like to wear wooden shoes and clog dance around town.

I enjoyed waking up at 4AM.

I hope I can manage to drive my car into the ditch in this beautiful mix of snow and ice when I go to pick up a prescription.

I think the April snow is because of global warming.

I'm 6'5" tall and weigh about 235 lbs. with a body that looks like I'm am a Greek sculpture come to life. Oh yeah, and I've got a beautiful thick head of hair.