I went to work today.

I sat down to tea with the Easter Bunny today and we discussed egg hiding strategy.

I'm sure glad my car gets 342 miles per gal.

I invented flubber.

It's so warm here the squirrels are shaving their bushy tails.

I collect beaver pelts and sew them into the crotches of my underwear to sort of keep me aroused.


OMG...... where did I come up with that one? :yikes:

I'm thinking I should be turning on the air conditioner.

The Easter Bunny's just been arrested for egging houses.

I've got a Playboy bunny here with me right now and she's about to nibble at my "carrot" that I dipped in orange dye.

I hope no one has a Happy Easter.

I'm dunking Peeps in my coffee and having a jelly bean omelet for breakfast.

I seldom look at the weather channel ... I just leave my fly unzipped and if it shrivels up, I know it's cold. :boink:

That ^^^ doesn't paint quite the mental picture. :roflmao:

I'm not still tired.

I'm doing great with my Joe gone for the next 8 days.