I'm so glad. If I turned you on I'd have to leave pixies forever... :yikes:

I'm not warming up some leftover chicken parmesan from last night for my breakfast. It turned out just terrible and I want to get rid of it ASAP.

I'm not hungry

I've got more hair on top of my head than I do on my chest.

I let the air out of my car tires each night so the sidewalls don't feel stressed.

I'm not having second, third and even fourth thoughts. :(

I hope I don't get to go to California to see my parents this summer.

My feet weren't hurting at ALL today, when I got home from opening the store after closing it last night!

Did you know I'm 8' tall and play professional basketball?

I don't want to go to England someday.

I never watched "Have Gun Will Travel" when it used to play on TV.

On Saturday afternoons I dress my penis up in different costumes and put on a production of "Penis Puppet Theatre" for all the ladies here in town.

I am not going out this evening! :)

I'm not looking forward to payday!