Joking with co-workers about our crazy happy weekends.

Those "loveheart" sweets. And the theory that they're messages from god, giving you a little morale boost for the day. I offered my friend a few over the course of the day and every time she got either, "hot lips" or "lush lips", so god's obviously pleased with his handiwork. She does have gorgeous lips.

Last night as I was cleaning...I decided to hide the contents of the sex toy drawer so that my guests from Israel don't accidentally run into them. I put all of them in a bag and shoved the bag in the back of the sink cabinet....and started to walk away....


....only to hear vibrating noises coming from the bottom of the sink! :yikes:

The toys were unhappy about being relegated to a cabinet. I had to dig them out, take out all the batteries, and then put them back.


It seemed funny at the time. :D

I'm thinking ^^^ was getting her pipes cleaned. :p

I have more pleasurable ways of getting my pipes cleaned. I've located a special snake that does the job nicely. ;)


BTW - I am always looking for more effective means, so if you have ideas please PM me. :D

Hmmm...this sounds like a trap.

PM :tongue: PM :69: PM :sex: PM :licker: PM :hump: PM :buttsex: PM :3way: PM :bj:

that's much too subtle^^^
:p




the fart noises that the windex bottle made which sent my boy to the floor in a fit of giggles.

Only those peeps^^^^^^^^^. Nothing in my day was funny.

Me again...I crack myself up.


I'm pretty sure my secretary is standing by with a nice white dinner jacket. I don't think she's very good at estimating sizes though. This one has really long sleeves. :sad:

don't worry about that WI the extra long sleeves are so you can wipe your mouth on them.

An old lady with tissue stuffed up her nose

This little grandma driving a big extended cab truck, parks, opens the door, spits and then climbs down.

How handy!

Makes it tough to pick your nose though. :p

Thats what friends are for.

Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure

improptu singing and knowing for just one minute we had proof we do share a brain

A very descriptive PM which was sent to make me laugh. It made me laugh so hard I had tears.

Got a nice chuckle out of this:

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/6814466

Eau de Puswah :roflmao:


hmmmm, maybe you had to be there. :D

Hey!!! Puswah is *my* word. I'm planning to TM it.

Uh oh, guess I'd best try for an out of court settlement huh? :p

I am such an absent minded moron sometimes. I had a map here at my computer desk and was going to go put it in the drawer in the kitchen with some other maps but when I got out there for some reason I opened the fridge and started to put it in there. :rofl:

i went to put some soup in the bathroom last night, but i have an excuse...when you're preggers, you get stupid. :p

I'm not sure if this is just flat out funny or so horribly ironic. Got me to laugh though.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/wat...oryid=54404&s=f

An absolutely tasteless email from a friend about the annual Florida/Alabama Belly Button Jewelry Contest. Just had to laugh.

Yeah, I gotta admit that it was funny, and tasteless! I got that same email from a friend too.

A 90 yr. old lady saying *fuck*.

a stand and spin

Just struck me as funny!

IowaMan and I playing thread tag.

WI comes thru at the end of a long, stressful week. His views on whether or not a guy's cum will promote hair growth:



You never cease to amaze me WI. What a great one to head to the weekend thinking about. :roflmao:

Just one of the many benefits of being a goofball. :D

Well, just don't ever change my friend. Don't ever change.

Pixie Peeps. :D

And a neighborhood 10 yr. old boy on his motorized scooter slipping off and the scooter is still going and he's running while hanging on to it.

Did another 90 yr. old lady say *BINGO* first? :confused:

Was it from this one Soda or is there feisty 90 yr. old lady in your life too? :p

It was IowaMan's neighbor lady.

My one's about not quite a 90 year old, but she's 79. When playing "Boggle" with my gran (where you've got to write as many words down as you can see in a grid of letters) it's a generally accepted fact that you don't write down words that can be seen as offensive, like "git" or "dick" for example. So it near broke me and my mum in to pieces trying not to laugh out loud when she says "cunt" - and of course no-one else has dared put it on their list...

^^^ :roflmao: