There are literally...dozens of Pixies I'd love to meet. :)

Memories are ...

Memories are what we make while living life.


It's good to stop and appreciate....

It's good to stop and appreciate the love of a good woman.


Now is the moment....

Now is the moment when he should come home and take me.


I have a...

I have a...strong desire to hold my wife close to me right now.

Having said this ...

Having said this I think I will go take a nap.


Having certain needs I often resort to......

Having certain needs I often resort to... shopping at Home Depot.

Today, the difference between need and desire...

Today, the difference between need and desire...is the difference between grabbing and clasping.

I wish I were in ...

I wish I were in bed, naked and moaning.


I often wonder.....

I often wonder, which men prefer women who spit or swallow?

I get a tingle ....

I get a tingle from hubbys cock



Iwish ................

I wish ... the weather would warm back up.

I get horny when I ...

I get horny when I see that look in his eye.


Once upon a time I......

Once upon a time I was a virgin :p




Long ago in a land far away...

Long ago in a land far away I was also a virgin


What I wouldn't give to......

What I wouldn't give to be writhing between two men right this moment.

How many licks does it take to get to the....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a mind blowing orgasm?


As I sit and gaze out my window.....

As I sit and gaze out my window, my binoculars trained on my neighbours wife taking a shower.


There'll never be another.....

There'll never be another ... chance to use this moment for perving. :)

All things considered ...

All things considered I'm a very happy woman.


I just have to ask,....

I just have to ask if anyone wants to have an orgy?

The correct answer is ...

The correct answer is the one she says is correct. ;)

I've been maried long enough to

I've been married long enough to know that she knows me better than I know myself.


Oh My, that's......

Oh My, that's quite the swash your buckling ;)


Can you put that...

Can you put that whip down and sit on my face


I don't see the benefit of...

I don't see the benefit of you refusing to cooperate;) Oh wait! Then I get to punish you!


Please don't punish me by...

Please don't punish me by not punishing me


Because of your insolence I'm going to.....

Because of your insolence I'm going to sit on your face til you beg for mercy, then sit there some more :p


I wish Lilith would...

I wish Lilith would say what she means instead of always beating about the bush :P


If only Glyndwr could...

If only Glyndwr could get a business trip to Florida.


I think Lilith is....

I think Lilith is too sexy for her own good


I wish at school they taught....

I wish at school they taught the fine art of oral.

At home a good punishment is...

At home a good punishment is to be used as a human footstool.


I think more people should...

I think more people should have fun with sex!

When I sneeze....

When I sneeze....it's like a nasal orgasm.

Would you rub ...

Would you rub my bottom before you spank it?

You know the last time I made love ...

You know the last time I made love ... was the beginning of the rest of my sex life. :rolleyes:

Did you know there's a recipe for ...

Did you know there's a recipe for love?

Better to do this....

Better to do this then to do that.


Politics are such a pain......

Politics are such a pain, but one worth enduring for the price of democracy.

On rainy days...