My favorite bodily part ... is usually covered in lace.

Monday mornings are...

Monday mornings are...especially tough after a nice weekend.

When she asks if I will ...

When she asks if I will ... I usually do.

If I could do anything I choose ...

If I could do anything I choose ... I probably wouldn't be in central Illinois right now with a chance of snow in our evening forecast. :D

If I could go out for dinner, I'd like to order ...

If I could go out for dinner, I'd like to order ... using your credit card.

If politicians truly are public servants ...

If politicians truly are public servants ...then maybe one day they might actually look out for someone other than themselves.

I'm tired of giving my hard earned money to the government only to see them.....

waste it on nonsense.





I need to get laid so bad.............

I need to get laid so bad.............I've pulled back the covers.

I've got to take a nap ...

I've got to take a nap........perchance to dream of having great sex with someone special.




The best time of day for sex ........................

Groupies can be indentified by...............their short miniskirts and mouths shaped in "o".

So, when are we gonna............

Inmydreemz ... you need to finish the sentence started by sugarsprinkles. She ended with ... "The best time of the day for sex ....." and so you need to finish that before starting your sentence.

The best time of the day for sex ... is right now!

Then you can start your sentence ...

So, when are we gonna ...

and I'll do that one

So, when are we gonna ... have supper?

and I'll start the sentence.

With friends like this ....

With friends like this, you will always have a great time.

There are days that I wonder if...

There are days that I wonder if...I'll make it through the day without killing someone (figuratively)

People are unique because

People are unique because they posses such different genetic material.

Men are superior to women in...

Men are superior to women in ... no way that I can think of.

If Coke is the pause that refreshes ...