how does one not enjoy a slow back rub?

Should I get my oil?

What will you do with it?

Will you massage me with it?

Do you know I'd love to?

What do I need to do to get one?

Can you just whisper in my ear how much you want it?

what if the oil was warmed a little first?

Do you like warm oil all over you?

OMG yes!

Is that a question? :D

It didn't sound like one, did it?

Do you think he was to excited to ask a question?

Who could blame him?

Who doesn't get excited at the thought of warm oil?

Can I rub hot oil all over your body?

Could I ask for anything better?

Can you rub it on me too?

When will I get the chance?

Is tomorrow soon enough?

Is tonight too soon?

Too soon for what???

Don't you know?

Did you know that I know all kinds of things?

Psst. Did you know that angels walk among us. There are many in Florida with common names like Jane, and Leah.

Did you happen to hear what a wonderful person LarryL is?

Isn't it nice to know such a wonderful person such as Larry?

How can I put into words how special he is?

Why not state the obvious?

Why can't we all just go to bed and forget today?

Would that be nice, or what?

Do you want to come with me?

Is the Pope catholic?

OK then are you ready?

Am I? Do you want to see how ready I am?

Do you really have to ask?

Don't you think a person should ask first?

What are we asking?

What aren't we asking at this point?

Are there directions?