Nasty weather outside! Just nasty!

I'm building a fence around our yard using telephone poles.

I won't be incredibly happy when I can get DSL hooked up to my computer so I don't have to pay long distance charges to be online and I can get back to spending my normal amount of time here again.

I am not enjoying my son's Spring Break visit.

I'm not eating a Little Debbie Fudge Brownie and drinking a Caffeine Free Pepsi while smut gaming.

I was relieved when my afternoon appointment called to cancel at the last minute.

I sure hope we get more rain tonight. There's still parts of the yard that don't have puddles.

I would hate for it to rain here and wash the yellow pollen that has coated our lovely city, including my car!!

I play tuba in a polka band at kid's parties while dressed up as a clown.

I try to use the same AV for at least a year at a time.

My "less pixie-ing more working" plan is goin well so far.

All of us guys HATE having ReaperWoman around to play smut games with because we are always picturing her fully clothed.

I hate playing smut games too... :(

I'm about to go out on my nekkid morning walk around the block. I knock on each door and ask for donations to the Little IowaMan fund for the undersexed.

You two turn me off............