8279

Virginia law states that it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

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In Florida, it is considered an offense to shower naked & you may not kiss your wife's breasts.

8281

In Iowa, kisses may not last longer than 5 minutes.

(Wonder what the punishment is for this one?) :eek:

8282

Massachusetts law dictates that a woman may not be on top for any sexual activities.

8283

In New Orleans, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

**Giggles.. guns the engine**

8284

You better keep things clean... in Oregon it is illegal to whisper dirty words into your partner's ear during sex.

(Like, who is gonna turn you in for that?)

8284

In Arizona you may not have more than 2 dildos in one house.

(Some lawmakers had waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands.. )

8285

In Little Rock, Arkansas, flirtation between men and women on the streets may result in a 30 day jail term.

8286

Names for sexual positions... and what they are.. :D

The Backstairs Boogie -- Kneel in front of your partner at the landing of a staircase, both of you facing the stairs, your bodies meshed tightly. While you reach up and hold on to each side of the staircase for support (or to the stairs themselves), he holds your hips and penetrates you from behind.

8287

G-Spot Jammer -- The woman lays on her side in an L shaped position. The man also lays on his side, his head towards her feet. He enters her, and she can stabilize herself by placing her feet on his shoulder or neck. You get great penetration, not to mention good G-Spot contact.

8288

The Bridge -- The woman needs to lean into and arch,(start off the ground or bend the back)she needs to be supple! The man then grasps the hips and enters her, this is a slow motion position don't go too fast!

8289

Float Your Boat -- This would take place in a whirl pool or the shallow end of a pool. The woman lies on her back and has to stay afloat while the man straddles her legs and penetrates.

8290

The Wheelbarrow -- The woman should rest her arms on a chair while the man lifts her legs and supports her while she wraps her legs around him. He should then proceed. This is very similar to the Upside-Down, yet involves the use of a chair.

8291

Planning Assistant -- Both man and woman lie on their backs, with woman on top of man. This allows for deep penetration when the woman arches her back away from the man, and makes both breast and clitoral stimulation quite easy. Both partners can stay parallel to one another, or may gradually move around so that they are "crossing" one another, at a 90-degree angle or so.

8292

Upside Down -- The woman lays on her back and allows the man to enter her. She then wraps her legs around him as he lifts her up. She should hold onto him with her legs. She puts her hands on the floor as if she is doing a hand stand. He then proceeds.

(And then he proceeds.. lol)

8293

Head to Toe -- The man should lie flat on his back with his legs spread and allow the woman to lower herself onto his penis, facing him. She then leans backwards, with her legs to his side and toes pointing towards his head. Both partners should be looking at the ceiling. In this position, the partners cannot see each other and must rely on their sense of touch. Neither partner has the ability to move much which focuses attention to the genitals.

8294

Cuissade -- The woman should lie on her back with her legs to her side at a 90° angle. With the man at her side, she should raise the leg nearest to him and allow him to enter from under her thigh, (the "cuisse" in French, thus the meaning behind the name). His nearest leg should cross her body. The woman can use her thigh to control the depth of penetration, making it more exciting or intimate. This position allows the couple to be close and hold each other and kiss if they so desire.

8295

Cross -- The woman should lie flat on the bed and open her legs to allow the man to enter her. The man should lie diagonally across the woman and rock gently from side to side after penetration. The woman can use her hands to control his movements and guide him. This position works with either the man or woman on top.

8296

Desk Detail -- Your partner lies back in a chair, his legs spread comfortably, his feet on the floor. You straddle his lap with your back to him, your body inside his legs, your arms stretched in front of you so they reach the desktop, and your feet suspended in the air. He holds your hips tightly to his lap, thrusting in small circles while you keep your legs close together.

8297

Couch Potato -- Similar to the "Cowgirl," the woman sits on top of the man who is sitting on a couch, recliner or loveseat. She can get as acrobatic as she likes.

8298

Fireside -- The woman should sit comfortably in a chair with her legs spread and arms on the side of the chair. The man should kneel as he enters her. The woman can lean back, using the sides of the chair for support, to allow the man more thrusting room.

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Lap -- This position provides great intimacy for both partners as they can sit close to each other and kiss. The man should sit with the woman straddling his lap, facing him. When sitting on a sofa, the woman should support herself with her knees and gently move up and down. If you use a chair, the woman should place her feet on the floor and grab the back of the chair for support. This position can also be varied if the woman turns away from the man, allowing for deeper penetration.

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Pillows On The Counter -- The girl should lie down on a counter with one of the ends available for the guy to stand at; the counter should be near thrusting level for him. Place a few pillows under her waist or rear add a whole new dimension to this position, but even better than that is when the girl (if flexible enough) rests her ankles on her partner's shoulders so her legs are going straight up into the air. It's very stimulating for both!

8301

Rear-entry Standing -- This upright-rear entry, doggy-style position requires minimal undressing and is very convenient. The woman can support herself on a nearby chair or table while the man enters her from behind in a standing doggy position.

8302

Standing Carry -- In this position, the man should stand and hold his partner in his arms. The woman should wrap her legs around his waist and place her arms over his shoulders. This position works best if you start off sitting and can be very strenuous. The man can lower his partner onto a table or bed to relieve some of the stress and continue thrusting without much exertion.

8303

Wet and Wild -- This position takes place in the shower. The woman should lean against the shower wall as the water runs against her. The man approaches her, gently lifts her up against the wall, and she wraps her legs around him as he enters.

(NOTE:.. gentlemen, do not lift and slip flinging your partner out of the shower onto her ass..... :D )

8302
Oh my!

8304

Raw -- The women is bent over touching the tips of her toes while the man enters her. When the man starts to go deeper she parts her legs by the time the man has entered fully into the women her legs should be parted very widely.

8306

:D

8307

I promise to NOT go thru all of the positions in the Karma Sutra.. :)

8308

Be my guest lol

8309

Top Ten Kitchen Sex Aids:

10. Barbecue tongs. (have no idea)

9. Ice cream scooper. ( :eek: )

8. Egg beater (don’t ask).

7. Spatula (for paddling).

6. Ice cubes. ( :D )

5. Hand mixer. (don't ask.....)

4. Rolling pin (for extra-adventurous girls).

3. Egg timer (to guard against premature ejaculation).

2. Chip clip (those big clothespin-looking things make great nipple clamps).

1. Crisco.

8310

LOL.. there are over 450 of them at last count.. :p

8311

Holy cow! You better get to posting woman :D

8312

:o ;)

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Some more trivia... hehehe

Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation.

8314

According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.

8315

Young was the first condom manufacturer to advertise in a major American magazine--it was the June 1969 issue of Sport magazine and the ad was against VD. Ironically Playboy refused to accept Young's add until 1972.

8316

The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.

8317

On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect.