Sharp objects should be kept out of reach of children.

Sharp knives are safer to use than dull knives.

Knives [according to superstition] should not be given as a gift as you could end up being stabbed in the back.

Back at the ranch, the cowboys were getting saddled up for a cattle drive.

Drive carefully, the roads are wet.

Wet spots on the sheet suggest somebody was getting excited.

Excited people sometimes make silly statements.

Statements that attempt to influence your purchasing habits are called adverstisements.

Advertisements exploit our unsatisfied desires.

Desires is what most males have in the presence of lovely ladies.

Ladies have desires too :)

Too much of somethings, though, I've heard can be bad. :(

Bad can be good as well, though, can't it?

:horny:

It can't all be good.

Good is one of those things you usually know is there when it happens. :boink: