My body is so sculpted that I look like I should be a Greek God.

My OH doesn't look like a greek god when naked... :D


I have plenty of time to complete everything I need to for college.

I look really good with little splotches of white paint in my chest hair.


I don't feel like I should be in a Pepe Le Pew cartoon. :rofl:

I still have a paper to write! :D

I'll bet it's not the best paper anybody in the class will turn in either.

I'm not wasting a beautiful day by playing smut games and watching tv.

The paper absolutely sucks

Sweaty and shirtless is a great look for me.

Sweaty post-workout stinky sex isn't all it's cracked up to be

Sex? Oh yeah, I remember what that is.

I don't like to have a morning coffee.

There's a monster in my pants and he does a naughty dance.

I'm not going to get dressed this morning.

I didn't get dressed this morning, I just painted my body to make it appear as though I'm wearing clothes.

I'm not still tired.