Definitely not.

Would you ever go on a crazy talkshow, i.e. Jerry Springer, Jenny Jones, etc?

Depends on the topic of the talk show...


Would you ever go on a crazy talk show just to hit someone with a chair?

Hell yeah!



Would you ever go on a talk show expecting to get hit with a chair?

Nope. No desire to even go on a talk show.

Would you ever wash the car in the rain?

Noooo lol


Would you ever make a homemade porno

For my wife and I to enjoy together ... maybe.

Would you ever get up in the middle of the night to make a sandwich?

nah.... not a midnite snacker...


would you ever.....
Guy.... let your lover play with your ass...
Girl... Play with your lovers ass

Maybe, it depends how close i am with the girl but hey i'll try anything once....

Would you ever star in a professional porno?

no



Would you ever cross the state border to get laid?

Only if my gf or wife lived there. Never really had a desire to drive hours to get shot down. ha ha


Would you ever close your eyes and let the music take you away?

Do it whenever I can.

Would you ever spend the day doing absolutely nothing?

Not since I discovered Pixies. What was that expression about idle hands? :hot:


Would you ever wear mismatched socks to work?

try not to, but wear "loud ones"!


would you ever pull a face when talking to some ignorant person on the telephone~~~~~~~at work?

more then likey couldn't help myself


would you ever have a foursome?

I would, don't know that I will.

Would you have a fivesome?