Reading the jokes posted in the Jpkes thread . Where do people get them from?

I'm learning.

Discussions at dinner of a certain "girl's night out" in the Windy City, talk of a bartender generous with cherries in his drinks and supplies of a certain, um, novelty behind the counter, and his appreciation of my friendships.

Email for me.

a ditz I happened upon

Just a little thing called HOCKEY DAY IN CANADA!!!!!!!!!

Go Timbits Go! (could that be a more Canadian thing -- Tim Horton's supporting minor hockey?)

Remembering. :D

Yeah, that's why it made me smile. Apparently I hadn't shared those stories with my sweetie before. :)

What's the novelty behind the bar?

Lots has made me smile today:

~The chef & I were off running different errands separately in the 'hood today & Solon was with him. We met on the street & went to go in different directions again & Solon chased after me. "I want Mommy!"

~the wicked shopkeepers of the 'hood & supporting them (I bought double what I planned to but the prices were good & they were sharp salespeople!)

~HOCKEY DAY IN CANADA & Montreal is winning 2-0!!!

~seeing the Stanley Cup delivered to a young Newfoundland girl's house

Playing ball with our dog

waking up beside the woman i love everyday and going to sleep with her everynight :D

telling mother in law about how grateful I am.

Sitting in Dairy Queen, waiting for my children to finish their treats, and having my daughter LOUDLY tell apparently the entire restaurant that she and I are going to go home to take a walk--and that she's going to find me a boy to kiss along the way. I think the snicker of the woman across the room topped it off for me. :D

A corny movie

good friends

Waking up and realizing that I only woke up ONCE last night from a coughing fit...not once an hour like the night before

Realizing that I got to sleep thru the night ^^^not for that reason tho

Life

my 9 year old daughter snugled up to me today. thats it. it was awsome.

Talking to a funny Polish guy about the election.

Josef: I don't know why all these Polacks voted Liberal again last time!

Tee hee!

Seeing someone I used to work with at the rink today.

Reminiscing about playing high school football with a former teammate.

:)

all the help that i am getting for sewing my dress!!!!!!!

Getting the best workout in I've had in the past two weeks

A Pixie buddies early morning text message. :)

a long overdue conversation

Seeing my 15 month old grandson

A forwarded joke about a paint can. :D

Seeing Irish stop in and hearing that Jennaflowers is OK. :)

Looking in the mirror and seeing my pillow perm.

My lunch date.

Seeing my children!

An awful, awful tease I did this afternoon. ;)

Big wet baby kisses. :D (and that aaahhhhh sound that goes with it)

Eliza

HA! i am a loser!

The look on the face of the person I had to fire today for bringing a switchblade to work and then hearing her say she had no idea how it got in her purse! Thus she proved that some parents should have used a condom so many years ago!!!!!

being able to count on an asshole being just that, consistently

My daughter, telling me that some people call her "Donkey," and knowing *exactly* why. :D

Continuing to feel better

Hearing him admit that I caught him off-guard. :D