a warm right hand

Or left...I'm not picky. :D

understanding

A magic wand so I can make the boxes pack themselves and then poof them over to the new place.

I don't know how magical it is, but feel free to wave my wand.

Warm oily hands massaging deeply into my neck, shoulder and back muscles......mmmmmmmmm

The FAA to ban all flights...for a few days

what I'm missing

:( me too

(I don't think it's the same thing, though.)

to be relaxed

A :bj:

a beer, and a good f'ing.

/me waves WI's wand around, hmmm, my boxes still are not packed, but there is some creamy white stuff comming from WI's wand. :D

peace of mind

/me packs sodaklostsoul's box but good :D