I just won season tickets to all the Cubs games this year. :)

If that ^^^ were true, DB wouldn't get very sick of me saying, "Hey, whatcha doin' today?" for the next six months.

I think I'll buy a sky box with all the money I saved on tickets. :)

It's more fun it sit in a skybox than to be in the crowd with all the pretty ladies who are getting a bit of sun during the game.

You mean you don't stock your sky boxes with pretty ladies wanting to get some sun during the game like I do?

Oh sure I do, but only when I fly in for the game.

I know what you mean. I'm so glad I put the helocopter landing pad on the roof of the skybox. I hate fighting the traffic.

I don't feel like an absolutely terrible friend right now for getting a date incorrect. :banghead:

I'm not watching Sky High again.

When I woke up this morning I noticed that my penis had grown about five inches! :nana:

I love spring showers that flood our back yard the street out in front of our house.

I am the absolute greatest lover in all of the universe.

I think I'll put a sign in the yard inviting ladies to come by if they want free help learning about sex.

I didn't learn much at school this week

I love working the weekends.